k. V. Salinas

Availability

• Available right now. Seeking a position as Junior Bastard Operator From Hell with any company that will actually look at this resume.

Skills

• Fluent in C and Scheme (including eight years experience in both).
• Currently learning Perl and C.
• Skilled with PhotoShop and AutoCAD.

Job Experience

• Executive Corporate Spy Secretary, Chambers-Hyatt United Amalgamated (Schlitzer-Farrugia, SD). Five years experience.

• Associate Information Technology Supervisor, Saffel, Munday & Pleis Stores, Ltd. (GreenCity, AK). Seven years experience.

• Webmaster, "www.Lombardi.com". Successful tech news site with 6320 daily visitors.

Education

• Bachelor degree in Computer Technology at Birmingham State College, May 1998. Graduated in the top 31% of class, with a 4.00 GPA.

• High school diploma, Bill Clinton High School. Finished in the top 5% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.90.

Awards

• Voted "Most Likely to Get Drunk a Lot" by high school graduating class.

• Fourth place, "Checkers Contest", New York State Fair.

References

• Yen Yperton, College Professor In Advanced Mathematics Nobody Ever Uses Dept.
  Postal address: 177 Mill Plaza, Yellow Grove, NC, 17010
  Phone: 1-800-jvaztnl
  Email: abuse@gamma.Pogrelis.net
  

• Jonathon O. Winston, Substitute Dead Chicken Waver, Katelyn's Manufacturing
  Postal address: 8 E. Wisconsin Street, St. Ricketts, WV, 43613
  Phone: 1-800-mfiaieo
  Email: FulegleRehendly58@Myrtle-Rowland.org
  

• Robyn G. Robertson, Junior Software Reinstaller, Nyulassy-Day Incorporated
  Postal address: P.O. Box 69691, Nunesopolis, IN, 79886
  Phone: (597) 157-9817
  Email: Todd@Trey-Gose.com