f. S. Stokes
1611 Green Bend Bypass
JeffreyCity, WA 40047
(232) 425-7194 ext. 955
- Available right now. Seeking a position
as Evil Human Resources Department Head Honcho with any company that will actually look at this resume.
- Fluent in Pascal and Java
(including four years experience in both).
- Currently learning Pascal and x86 assembly.
- Skilled with AutoCAD and PhotoShop.
- Associate Four-Color Glossy Publisher, dk&g Utilities Co. (Cedarburg, SD). Three years experience.
- Associate Dead Chicken Waver, LaTaille-Yerger Manufacturing Company (HojoeTown, KS). Ten years experience.
- Webmaster, "www.ybmr.com". Successful
with 59860 daily visitors.
- Bachelor degree in Software Engineering at Southwest Rhode Island Community College, May 1977.
Graduated in the top 33% of class, with a 2.04 GPA.
- High school diploma, East Zenda High School. Finished
in the top 20% of graduating class, with a GPA of 2.27.
- Voted "Most Likely to Become a Liar, Thief, and/or Lawyer" by high school graduating
- Third place, "Most Annoying Voice Contest", Alaska State Fair.
- Ricardo Virga, Classmate From College
Postal address: Route 4 Box 72181, St. Brannock, AR, 48635
Phone: (654) 677-ktub
- m. U. Hornung, first Cousin
Postal address: P.O. Box 86854, Benson, WV, 10739
Phone: (786) 972-oepi
- Lyfa Sniness, Assistant Four-Color Glossy Publisher, SagtoCo
Postal address: 89540 0th Ave., Yellow Forest, PA, 58975
Phone: (927) 544-imdi