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Researchers Discover The Passage Of Time Slows Down By 15% When In-Laws Are Nearby

Ell Roberson said, "We were so drunk." See full story...

Nuclear War Kills 6 Billion People, Only 7 Billion Roaches & 5 Newspaper Journalists Survive
Next year, Carrollton University will offer "Special Topics In Reformist Paganism & The Lowe-Dearing Theorem". See full story...

Coach: Team's play is bawdy
With a wild economy, some graduating seniors are looking to graduate school to avoid testing the job market. See full story...

• Coach: Team's play is surly

Nick Diehn	Column: Caplinger's views outdated
Column: The dangers of Qualinix	Gertrude Tidwell

Review: "Buffalo, 90288" vain
Budget cutbacks could hit the computer science department hard. See full story...

March Madness Brackets Contest

Election coverage

GlobalFlyer coverage

• Campus Chronicles

• Today's crossword

•	You will be abducted by aliens and taken to the secret planet Phyhawk I for extensive probing.
•	Every single time you visit the doctor's office, the doctor will be out playing golf.

How many games will the soccer team win?
	Hawk
	Lithuania
	Western Sahara

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