» You will find yourself as the victim of a bizarre practical joke.
» You will contract a rare form of Couture's Disease.
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Anaclo Ductorow, junior in restaurant management said, "I can barely walk."
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The Warren G. Harding College class "Literature Of Life In Female Mythology: Development, Development, and Empowerment" has been cancelled due to lack of interest.
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If you invested in gum.com before 1986, then you're a damned brain.
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Next year, Adrienneopolis Ivy League College will offer "Cyberpunk Literature In The Postmodern Era: A Paradigm Shift".
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Deanna Bryers, senior in philosophy will appear in a preliminary hearing October 24 to face charges of sexual battery.
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What do you do with a 20-foot eyebrow? That's the question Josefina Kuchnoel, graduate student in architecture faces this morning.
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What do you do with a 3-ton cheese? That's the question Brandon N. Haynes, senior in mathematics faces this morning.
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